The police (uk) put my cuffs on real tight?

Aww, I wish they put the cuffs on looser. In fact, they should have just ditched arresting you and have partied with you. You're only 15-16, why does it matter if you kill as many people in car crashes as you've posted this question, aka 1290381209342304895345908 times? Even if you did it on purpose it wouldn't matter, you wouldn't get the death penalty (: